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Humor |
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Did you know
- There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins. |
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Airline Announcements
- Thank you for flying Delta
Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. |
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The Passing
of a Friend
- Today we mourn the
passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense. |
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Why We
Love Children - One day the
first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her
class. |
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Woman to Woman
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... |
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Secrets of a Happy Life
- Go and
have fun in the meadow... |
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Woman's
Dictionary -
1. "Fine"
- This is the word women use at
the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to
hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use
"fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.) |
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Government
at its best - It' is the year
2000 and Noah lives in the United States. The Lord speaks to Noah and
says, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole
earth with water until all is destroyed. |
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Ten best things
to say when caught sleeping at your desk |
Human Resources
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One day, a Project Leader was asked to submit a review of one of
his employees. He wrote the following: |
Is a computer a "He" or "She"
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A language instructor was explaining
to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are
grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. |
